I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
