I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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