Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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