He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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