butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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