maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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