Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Are we still banned from the library?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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