On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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