is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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