we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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