THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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