I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
