i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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