Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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