i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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