Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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