she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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