U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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