btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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