Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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