wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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