I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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