Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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