Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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