Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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