Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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