this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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