Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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