Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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