Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
