I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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