They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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