So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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