Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Drake has all the answers
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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