We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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