You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
