I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
