I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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