Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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