Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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