i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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