he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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