id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
