she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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