love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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