i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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