You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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