So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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