Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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