Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We need a shit load of segways right now
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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