I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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