My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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